Spank Mike Ock! Spank Mike Ock!! What in Dog’s name do you have against Mike Ock? My Former Landscaper! Mike Ock went rogue on me when he was appointed head of the Public Works Dept. Wait-what? Your “thingie” went rogue on you? WHAT???! Mike Ock refused to decertify the votes for the Sustainable Lawn Act!! I asked him, “Does Mike Ock want to go down in history as a pussy?!” I think I’m having a stroke!! Mike Ock  betrayed me! Mike Ock is a weak little coward!! Mike Ock is not your friend!! Where’s Mike Ock? Find Mike Ock and grab him!! I can’t locate Mike Ock!!

Spank Mike Ock! Spank Mike Ock!! What in Dog’s name do you have against Mike Ock? My Former Landscaper! Mike Ock went rogue on me when he was appointed head of the Public Works Dept. Wait-what? Your “thingie” went rogue on you? WHAT???! Mike Ock refused to decertify the votes for the Sustainable Lawn Act!! I asked him, “Does Mike Ock want to go down in history as a pussy?!” I think I’m having a stroke!! Mike Ock  betrayed me! Mike Ock is a weak little coward!! Mike Ock is not your friend!! Where’s Mike Ock? Find Mike Ock and grab him!! I can’t locate Mike Ock!!
Published On: August 23, 2021

2 thoughts on “A Brief Digression to Ding-A-Ling Jokes

  1. Thank you for doing this. If you ever make your way to Columbus OH, I’d love to buy you a beverage and chat. I think I may have peed a little after #28…

    1. Thanks for the kind comment, I’m glad you’re enjoying my little story!

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