The Stupid virus doesn’t affect REAL citizens! They won’t jab me!! And I’ll wear my OGLE cap with pride!!  Dr Ouchie says if you’re not vaxxed, you must wear a dunce cap.  I ain’t takin no experi-mental drugs!  And a cap mandate infringes on MY freedom!! What does crooked Ouchie say about that?  That the vaccine is tested and dunce caps protect the health of everyone? MY freedom is protected by the Constitution! And I’m wearing my goldarn cap!  Listen to this: Latest studies indicate exposure to OGLE caps correlates with increasing stupidity.  and only removing the cap and replacing it with a mandatory dunce cap adequately protects the public.   AARGHH!! You can pry my OGLE cap from my cold dead head!!

 The Stupid virus doesn’t affect REAL citizens! They won’t jab me!! And I’ll wear my OGLE cap with pride!!  Dr Ouchie says if you’re not vaxxed, you must wear a dunce cap.  I ain’t takin no experi-mental drugs!  And a cap mandate infringes on MY freedom!! What does crooked Ouchie say about that?  That the vaccine is tested and dunce caps protect the health of everyone? MY freedom is protected by the Constitution! And I’m wearing my goldarn cap!  Listen to this: Latest studies indicate exposure to OGLE caps correlates with increasing stupidity.  and only removing the cap and replacing it with a mandatory dunce cap adequately protects the public.   AARGHH!! You can pry my OGLE cap from my cold dead head!!
Published On: March 14, 2022

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