I’m hereby calling for LAWN ORDER! Green Lawns, and ONLY Green Lawns Matter!! Sorry, dude the neighborhood supports my sustainable landscaping. What did you say, Anarchist? The community standard here is Brown Lawns, Pink Lawns, Black Lawns Matter!! All Lawns Matter even your Green one! That’s it, I’m calling for support “Stand back, Stand by!!” Oh My Dog are we in middle school? Who are you calling— your sicko-phants?? I’m calling in my crew!! Boomer: What? You’re gonna call out your goon squad? We live next to each other, we should learn to cooperate! AGGHH! Socialism! No I’m calling my landscapers to build a fence!!

Published On: May 16, 2021

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