Human intelligence and critical thinking have not improved since the medieval Black Plague. The same disasters and mistakes play out time after time with every epidemic. So humanity needs a little nudge towards total consciousness. That nudge is the WISDOMA vaccine. The government will be mailing dunce caps to every citizen. In order to halt the spread of STUPID-19, ...everyone must show proof of vaccination when appearing in public, or wear the dunce cap. We must trust science! Dr. Ouchie can you explain why you are speaking to us from inside a vintage water cooler? While we’re virtually certain the xenobots used to rebuild my brain can’t replicate in the open... this is merely a safety precaution to isolate them from the environment. I mean, what could go wrong? Trust Science,! Step Away from the water cooler!

Human intelligence and critical thinking have not improved since the medieval Black Plague. The same disasters and mistakes play out time after time with every epidemic. So humanity needs a little nudge towards total consciousness. That nudge is the WISDOMA vaccine. The government will be mailing dunce caps to every citizen. In order to halt the spread of STUPID-19, ...everyone must show proof of vaccination when appearing in public, or wear the dunce cap. We must trust science! Dr. Ouchie can you explain why you are speaking to us from inside a vintage water cooler? While we’re virtually certain the xenobots used to rebuild my brain can’t replicate in the open... this is merely a safety precaution to isolate them from the environment. I mean, what could go wrong? Trust Science,! Step Away from the water cooler!
Published On: March 28, 2022

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